RT @Cone41: There’s a striking resemblance in Joaquin Phoenix, the singer of the Eels and Tom. I can’t figure out what it is. http://t.c …

my son is getting his dual Australian citizenship. to complete the process, i imagine he’ll have to win a drinking contest with a koala

9 years ago today our 2nd full length album “Does This Look Infected?” was released. We were on tour. What were you doing?

RT @thestrumbellas: Our CD release party is officially booked… Feb 17 at the Rivoli! Mark your calendars!

With all the shootings outside walmart you’d think they’d switch names with Target

This looks like an interesting recipe… http://t.co/Oa5hjSuj

RT @toddsplanet: RT @operationmdSP: Steal the day, steal the sunshine and rain, I’m on your side… - The @operationmd Really love … h …

A Rocky marathon on TV is a good reason to have stayed in tonight. All over it!

Is it possible to have a 5 day hang over? I am living proof that it is possible.

RT @FansiteConnect: Interesting 2002 @Sum41 article about DTLI? http://t.co/gHhSRxBJ

A drunk, blind, Parkinson’s-addled Edward Scissorhands couldn’t have given me a worse haircut.

What’s your favorite Sum 41 music video? http://t.co/qBkk4lGn

All the loose ends now tied up on the @thestrumbellas album. Mixing has begun.

Meant to get my son Owen’s name tattooed the other night. I guess I was slurring cause I ended up getting Oven by accident

Sipping 20 year old Ballantine’s scotch while watching the BBC’s Poirot on Netflix Instant. Holy fuck I am old….